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Dan Rattiner’s Stories

Is your cellphone lying to you?
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Lying to Max: Untruths from Grandparents to Cellphones

By Dan Rattiner
Hamptons Whodunit cartoon
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Ted Ammon Murder & the First Hamptons Whodunit Festival

By Dan Rattiner
Swimply pool Cartoon by Dan Rattiner
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Welcome to My House: Swimply, Airbnb and Other Services

By Dan Rattiner
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No Right Turns Is a Problem in No Left Turn Southampton

By Dan Rattiner
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See the Windmills? An Experiment for Spotting Offshore Wind

By Dan Rattiner
Bald eagles are back!
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

Keep Your Little Dogs Safe: Eagles Are Back in the Hamptons

By Dan Rattiner
New baseball rules cartoon by Dan Rattiner
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

New Baseball Rules and the Long Island Pitchers Who Broke Them

By Dan Rattiner
The Town wants to build sidewalk on County Road 39 between Tuckahoe Road and Boathouse Road in Southampton
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

Adding Sidewalk to County Road 39 in Southampton Is a Terrible Idea

By Dan Rattiner
ChatGPT cartoon by Dan Rattiner
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

A Flawed Conversation with ChatGPT’s Chatbot

By Dan Rattiner
Land Preservation and Affordable Housing - two town taxes - on a Wooden Seesaw Scale Sitting Balancing
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

Two Hamptons Taxes: Community Housing vs. Community Preservation

By Dan Rattiner
birds Cartoon by Dan Rattiner
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Free Phones – Landlines Fix Springs Service Issues

By Dan Rattiner
Scanned Documents
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Weird Weather Sparks Unusual Creature Behavior

By Dan Rattiner
Dan Rattiner was dubbed by Time magazine the "Hoaxer of the Hamptons"
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How Dan Rattiner Became Known as ‘Hoaxer of the Hamptons’

By Dan Rattiner
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Bing Love: A Chatbot Story

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Ukrainian on My Roof

By Dan Rattiner
Balloon Cartoon by Dan Rattiner
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New Laws for Hamptons Party Balloons

By Dan Rattiner
SAGE radar tower at Camp Hero in Montauk
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Inside Camp Hero and Montauk’s Military Past

By Dan Rattiner
Hamptons signs cartoon by Dan Rattiner
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Of Hamptons Art Studios and Affordable Housing

By Dan Rattiner
Gun guns truck in the Hamptons cartoon by Dan Rattiner
Dan Rattiner’s Stories

Guns of The Hamptons: Maidstone Gun Club, Stray Bullets & Shot Homes

By Dan Rattiner
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Truthiness & Ramblings: The Moon, George Santos, Hochul’s Vetoes and More

By Dan Rattiner

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Enjoy self-serve crafts in our workshop
Today, 11 am

Sea-Going Crafts
The Whaling Museum & Education Center of Cold Spring Harbor

Live Music in The Green Room Rooftop Bar
Today, 8 pm

Live Music in The Green Room Rooftop Bar
Sag Harbor Cinema

Join a Reference Librarian for a Romance
Tomorrow, 5 pm

New book club, kicks off at Rowdy Hall Friday May 12th at 5 PM, conducted by librarians from The East Hampton Library.
Rowdy Hall

Newton Shows is partnering with the Sout
Tomorrow, 6 pm

Southampton Elks Annual Family Festival
Southampton Elks Lodge

Calissa is open year round for dinner se
Tomorrow, 9 pm

DJs on Friday and Saturday nights!
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Start your Saturday morning with a walk
May 13, 10 am

Beach Monitoring and Clean-Up Walk
Hallock State Park Preserve

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